What's under those jeans?

Basketball shorts.

Todd has a good job. Todd has employees. Todd is about to get married.

Despite all of this, I cannot take him seriously because he still wears basketball shorts under his jeans. Anytime he calls or emails me (which is always less than I would prefer), I just wonder to myself is he wearing the Red starter shorts or the Blue Target brand shorts under his jeans.

Blue shorts under jeans, at work.

I feel bad for his interns (pictured above). They see their high-reaching boss and look on with envy. If only their eyes had ventured further south, they would realize that he is their inferior. No boss should wear basketball shorts under their jeans. When pushed about the jeans-under-shorts look, Ogden replied "always be ready for a game of basketball." I sort of respect that answer, but I don't believe it.

Other notable shorts-under-jeans-wearers:

1) Tommy - 2nd grade class president
2) Jackson - 3rd grade bully
3) Matt Howard - Butler basketball player
4) Mitchell Gerrard - Fake Musician

Todd Picture of the Month:

LMBO.

As always here is Todd's information. Please keep in mind that April Fools Day is next Friday. Email or post Todd prank suggestions.

Here is Todd's contact information:
Address: 5930 Franklin St, Lincoln, NE, 68506
Cell Phone: 402.450.4828
Work Phone: 402.434.6906
Email Address: Togden@downtownlincoln.org