Faithful Todd Blogden Followers,
I apologize for the nearly two year gap in Blogden postings. The gap was not for lack of material to blog about, but I have been focusing on my campaign to change the name of the Downtown Lincoln Association (DLA) to the Lincoln Downtown Association (LDA). A lot has happened since April Fools of 2011. Todd got married, Todd is now a father (shotgun?) and Todd used the "word" shan't on live TV. I have decided to ease back into Todd Blogden with the non-creative but simple posting of sh*t that Todd would never say. Enjoy.
Sh*t Todd Would Never Say
+ I am just not that passionate about Lincoln Downtown.
+ Taco Inn doesn't sound very good right now.
+ I will not do that, Shawna!
+ Today's not really a sweatpants kind of day.
+ I think I'm gonna clean my downstairs bathroom.
+ March Madness isn't that exciting and I especially don't like the "One Shining Moment" tribute.
+ I should purchase a normal jersey!
+ Tom Hanks isn't that good of an actor.
+ Do you want to play golf today, Eric?
+ I'm not really a "wedding" kind of guy.
+ I can't go to the movie theater tonight because I'm going to the bars.
+ Fox News is balanced.
+ I decided not to wear a Polo and a Suit Jacket for today's segment on a local news station.
+ Can I have another beer?
+ DoubleTree is far superior to Embassy Suites.
+ Stats aren't interesting.
+ Did I miss the Oscars this year?
+ A shower sounds good right about now.
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As always here is Todd's information. Please keep in mind that April Fools Day is less than a month away. Email or post Todd prank suggestions.
Here is Todd's contact information:
Address: 5930 Franklin St, Lincoln, NE, 68506
Cell Phone: 402.450.4828
Work Phone: 402.434.6906
Email Address: Togden@downtownlincoln.org
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